Interview a fictional character.

Well, I’d like to personally thank you for meeting with us today. It’s a great honor.

👌

So how are you today?

👍

Happy to hear it. So let’s ease into this interview with the basics. How would you describe your work and how do you like it thus far?

🔪👩🏼🚿🩸 👍

I see. I guess you have been quite the lady killer. So how did you start?

👵🏻👎🤜🪦🪑

And when was this?

👶🍼

Wow, that’s young! So what do you do for fun?

💃🕺 🍷 💋 🔪

My gosh, Norman. You’re all work! Well, I’ll take that room now.

🙋: 🛏❓ 🛀❓🚿❓ ☕️🍳🥞❓

Ah, single room, definitely with a bath — no shower, and I’ll take a morning breakfast.

👍🙆‍♂️

Can we finish our interview after I’ve checked in? I’d like to clean up.

😁👍 👋

What is your favorite quote and why?

I have a YouTube video to finish, I’m going to be brief (for once).

“If you’re afraid of butter, use cream.”

Julia Child

Because fat is delicious. Just use moderation,